Welcome to JEKYLL’S, the leading authority in the acquisition, valuation, and sale of highly improbable properties.
Whether you’re seeking a snug residence under the stairs, a tasteful dimensional rift behind the skirting board, or a newly refurbished cupboard portal with period charm, we pride ourselves on offering only the most unreasonably desirable listings.
At JEKYLL’S, we understand that a property is more than walls and a roof – sometimes it’s just a door, occasionally it hums, and once in a while it refuses to open unless you ask nicely.
Our experienced agents are trained to handle all varieties of spatial irregularities, minor hauntings, and unregistered realities, ensuring that your purchase is as seamless as the boundaries of existence allow.
WE GUARANTEE:
Transparent pricing (not to be confused with transparent tenants).
Thorough inspections, where possible.
Polite correspondence, even with entities beyond comprehension.
“The walls occasionally whisper, but they’re very supportive.” – Satisfied occupant, Portsmouth
“We haven’t seen the agent since the viewing. We assume that’s a good sign.” – Mr & Mrs H.
“The portal opened on time and under budget.” – A. Entity (unverified)
Founded in 1814 by Mr R. JEKYLL himself, our firm has continued to uphold the family tradition of finding homes for the hidden, the hesitant, and the slightly humming.
With over two centuries of questionable experience, JEKYLL’S WEIRD & WONDERFUL ESTATES remains proudly independent, largely solvent, and only intermittently corporeal.
Our offices are open Monday to Friday, sunrise to sundown, or whenever the veil permits
1. Find a Listing
Browse our current portfolio of improbable properties.
2. Make an Enquiry
Submit your interest using our standard (non-binding, mostly harmless) form.
3. Receive Your Key
Each purchase includes one door, a vague sense of unease, and lifetime ownership
– for as long as time functions normally.
📰 “Dimensional Bubble Bursts: Prices of Cupboard Portals Plummet.”
📰 “New Safety Guidelines Issued for Self-Opening Doors.”
📰 “Jekylls Announces Expansion Into Non-Euclidean Realms.”