Totally Genuine Animals
Any suggestion that these are
“fish in costumes”
is categorically false and
frankly quite insulting.
About the Artist
For years I have dedicated myself to the careful observation and faithful illustration of the world’s wildlife.
From majestic elephants to elegant flamingos, every piece is lovingly created with an unwavering commitment to artistic accuracy and biological correctness.
Unfortunately, a small but surprisingly vocal group of internet conspiracy theorists insist that my work does not depict animals at all. Instead, they claim each illustration is “just the same fish wearing different costumes.”
This is, of course, complete and utter nonsense.
I have never knowingly painted a fish in a hat, a fish on stilts, or a fish wearing a poorly fitting elephant outfit. The very suggestion is frankly absurd and not something I intend to encourage by discussing further.
I therefore ask visitors to enjoy the artwork for what it clearly is: an honest celebration of the animal kingdom.
Thank you.
The Collection
Every animal in this collection has been meticulously researched to ensure complete authenticity.*
Whether it’s the noble lion, the graceful flamingo or the mighty elephant, each subject has been captured exactly as nature intended.
From time to time visitors report noticing certain… similarities between the animals. These observations have been thoroughly investigated and dismissed.
Please refrain from sending emails containing phrases such as “they all have the same face” or “that’s obviously a cod in a costume.”
It isn’t.
*According to me.
